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It was another day in Bikini Bottom, and Squidward was playing his dildo clarinet. He removed it from his ass and began to make horrid music with it. Outside, someone was annoyed. I'm trying to enjoy a walk on this day!
Spongebob unknown. A cartoon spongethe main character of the Nickelodeon show, Spongebob Squarepants. He is also my hero.
First Mr. Krabs assumes that Puff is Mrs. Puff's husband's name, hence the "Aw, she's married".
Since his immaculate conception approximately 20 years ago, he has become, at least in my biased eyes, the world's most beloved animated character. Yet, to my dismay, much about the star himself remains a mystery. Pro-tip: It's best not to say this aloud.
SpongeBob SquarePants is a cartoon about a sentient sponge named SpongeBob doing random, repetitive, unfunny jokes that stretch longer than Kirk Johnson's anuswhich in turn inspired thosands of equally unfunny YouTube Poops and compilation videos. The show is a notable lolcow for the fact that it's quite obvious that SpongeBob is gay. From day one to the current day, all of the episodes promote homosexuality and everyone who watches it has most likely turned gay in one way or another by now. Back inTroy Walker scribbled up a comic about a sponge named " Bob Spongee " with a face scribbled on a kitchen sponge to go with it.
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